{
 "_note": "Floors ranked by severity: hell 1 most trivial to 660 worst, 666 reserved. Heaven mirrors it: 1 smallest kindness to 776 best, 777 reserved (jackpotUp). Heaven numbers come from the seven-tier rubric in _notes/willigotohell/heaven-2026-09-26/RUBRIC.md (tier t = band t of 7). Heaven refuses nobody (2026-09-26). Stamps by number, both ways: 1-40, 41-400, 401+, the top. `themes` holds seasonal lines.",
 "hell": [
  [
   1,
   "PEOPLE WHO TALK FOR A FULL MINUTE BEFORE NOTICING THEY ARE MUTED"
  ],
  [
   2,
   "PEOPLE WHO WAVE GOODBYE AT THE END OF EVERY VIDEO CALL"
  ],
  [
   3,
   "PEOPLE WHO PRESS A BUTTON THAT IS ALREADY LIT"
  ],
  [
   4,
   "PEOPLE WHO ARRIVE EARLY TO A THING THAT WAS CANCELLED"
  ],
  [
   5,
   "PEOPLE WHO POST \"LIKE IF YOU AGREE, IGNORE IF YOU DON'T\""
  ],
  [
   6,
   "PEOPLE WHO CALL EVERYTHING \"LOW-HANGING FRUIT\""
  ],
  [
   7,
   "PEOPLE WHO EXPLAIN THE JOKE THEY JUST TOLD"
  ],
  [
   8,
   "PEOPLE WHO ARGUE WITH A RECIPE THEN CHANGE EVERY INGREDIENT"
  ],
  [
   9,
   "PEOPLE WHO CHANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL BACKWARDS"
  ],
  [
   10,
   "PEOPLE WHO CC THEMSELVES FOR THE RECORD"
  ],
  [
   11,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"I MANIFESTED THIS\" ABOUT A PARKING SPACE"
  ],
  [
   12,
   "PEOPLE WHO TEST EVERY MELON AND BUY NONE"
  ],
  [
   13,
   "PEOPLE WHO WORK A MARATHON INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT SANDWICHES"
  ],
  [
   14,
   "PEOPLE WHO POST \"TAG A FRIEND WHO NEEDS TO SEE THIS\""
  ],
  [
   15,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"I'M REALLY IN TUNE WITH MY BODY\" MID SNEEZE"
  ],
  [
   17,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"YOU HANG UP FIRST\" AND NEITHER OF YOU DOES"
  ],
  [
   18,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLY \"FIRST\" TO A VIDEO THEY DID NOT WATCH"
  ],
  [
   19,
   "PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE ESPRESSO WITH AN X"
  ],
  [
   20,
   "PEOPLE WHO CHANGE THEIR PROFILE PHOTO EVERY WEEK AND CALL IT GROWTH"
  ],
  [
   21,
   "PEOPLE WHO DESCRIBE THEIR SKINCARE ROUTINE AS A DISCIPLINE"
  ],
  [
   22,
   "PEOPLE WHO ARGUE WITH THE ATM OUT LOUD"
  ],
  [
   23,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURN THEIR STEP COUNT INTO A MORALITY TALE"
  ],
  [
   24,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLY TO THE WHOLE COMPANY BY ACCIDENT"
  ],
  [
   25,
   "PEOPLE WHO END A ONE-WORD TEXT WITH A PERIOD LIKE IT'S A THREAT"
  ],
  [
   26,
   "PEOPLE WHO POST A POLL WITH ONLY ONE REASONABLE OPTION"
  ],
  [
   27,
   "PEOPLE WHO DESCRIBE THEIR DIET AS A PERSONALITY TRAIT"
  ],
  [
   28,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE A COMMENT THAT IS JUST THE WORD \"THIS\""
  ],
  [
   29,
   "PEOPLE WHO ARGUE OUT LOUD WITH A SMART SPEAKER THAT MISHEARD THEM"
  ],
  [
   30,
   "PEOPLE WHO END EVERY SENTENCE IN A WORK EMAIL WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT"
  ],
  [
   31,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"I'M JUST VERY INTUITIVE\" AFTER GUESSING RIGHT ONCE"
  ],
  [
   32,
   "PEOPLE WHO NARRATE THEIR OWN GROWTH IN THE THIRD PERSON"
  ],
  [
   33,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"NOT THAT HUNGRY\" THEN ORDER TWO COURSES"
  ],
  [
   34,
   "PEOPLE WHO CRITIQUE THE WINE THEY BROUGHT THEMSELVES"
  ],
  [
   35,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"I DON'T REALLY WATCH TELEVISION\" AS A PERSONALITY"
  ],
  [
   36,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK \"IS THIS THE LINE?\" WHILE STANDING IN IT"
  ],
  [
   37,
   "PEOPLE WHO LAUGH AT THEIR OWN JOKE BEFORE THE PUNCHLINE"
  ],
  [
   38,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE HALLWAY LIGHT ON FOR \"SAFETY\""
  ],
  [
   39,
   "PEOPLE WHO ADD \"AI\" TO A JOB TITLE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT"
  ],
  [
   40,
   "PEOPLE WHO FORMAT A SOCIAL POST LIKE A POEM FOR NO REASON"
  ],
  [
   41,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT UP DECORATIONS IN OCTOBER AND NEVER TAKE THEM DOWN"
  ],
  [
   42,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY THE PORTION'S TOO BIG AND FINISH IT ANYWAY"
  ],
  [
   44,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK A QUESTION AND ANSWER IT THEMSELVES"
  ],
  [
   45,
   "PEOPLE WHO PRESS THE PEDESTRIAN BUTTON SEVEN TIMES"
  ],
  [
   47,
   "PEOPLE WHO POST \"WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENED...\" AND SAY NOTHING MORE"
  ],
  [
   48,
   "PEOPLE WHO STEAL A FRY AND CALL IT A \"TAX\""
  ],
  [
   49,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND A REMINDER BEFORE THE FIRST EMAIL ARRIVES"
  ],
  [
   50,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLY TO EVERY COMMENT ON THEIR OWN POST WITH A HEART"
  ],
  [
   51,
   "PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU THEIR SLEEP SCORE UNPROMPTED"
  ],
  [
   52,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLY TO EVERY POST FROM A STRANGER LIKE THEY ARE OLD FRIENDS"
  ],
  [
   53,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY \"DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK\" TO A FULL ROOM"
  ],
  [
   54,
   "PEOPLE WHO MENTION THEY MEDITATED BEFORE YOU ASK HOW THEY ARE"
  ],
  [
   55,
   "PEOPLE WHO START EVERY SENTENCE WITH \"ACTUALLY\""
  ],
  [
   56,
   "PEOPLE WHO CAPTION EVERY NICE THING \"FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED\""
  ],
  [
   57,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND THE WRONG FILE, THEN THE RIGHT FILE, THEN A THIRD"
  ],
  [
   58,
   "PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS SECRETLY A BRAG"
  ],
  [
   59,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR YOUR PIN AFTER THE TAP ALREADY WORKED"
  ],
  [
   60,
   "PEOPLE WHO POST A LONG THREAD THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ONE SENTENCE"
  ],
  [
   61,
   "PEOPLE WHO CAPTION A NEW CAR \"SO BLESSED\""
  ],
  [
   62,
   "PEOPLE WHO WEAR ENOUGH PERFUME TO ANNOUNCE THEMSELVES A FLOOR AWAY"
  ],
  [
   63,
   "PEOPLE WHO POST \"THOUGHTS?\" WITH NO PHOTO, NO CONTEXT, NO THOUGHTS"
  ],
  [
   64,
   "PEOPLE WHO SALT THEIR FOOD BEFORE TASTING IT"
  ],
  [
   65,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPEAT THE PUNCHLINE IN CASE YOU MISSED IT"
  ],
  [
   66,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"LONG STORY SHORT\" AND TELL THE LONG STORY"
  ],
  [
   67,
   "PEOPLE WHO WRITE \"NOT TO BE THAT PERSON\" AND ARE EXACTLY THAT PERSON"
  ],
  [
   68,
   "PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR COLD SHOWER LIKE IT'S A RESCUE STORY"
  ],
  [
   69,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY LIKED THE BAND BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID"
  ],
  [
   70,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"TO PIGGYBACK ON THAT\" AND SAY THE SAME THING AGAIN"
  ],
  [
   71,
   "PEOPLE WHO GET A PRIVATE MESSAGE POP UP WHILE SCREEN SHARING FOR ALL TO SEE"
  ],
  [
   72,
   "PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR PODCAST BEFORE YOU'VE FINISHED YOUR COFFEE"
  ],
  [
   73,
   "PEOPLE WHO NEVER TRIM THE QUOTED HISTORY IN AN EMAIL THREAD"
  ],
  [
   74,
   "PEOPLE WHO DESCRIBE THEIR DREAM IN FULL NARRATIVE DETAIL"
  ],
  [
   75,
   "PEOPLE WHO MARK A ONE-LINE EMAIL \"HIGH IMPORTANCE\""
  ],
  [
   77,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT A SMILEY FACE IN A SERIOUS WORK EMAIL"
  ],
  [
   78,
   "PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU THEIR MBTI TYPE EXPLAINS EVERYTHING THEY JUST DID"
  ],
  [
   79,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK \"WHAT WERE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT\" MID-STORY"
  ],
  [
   80,
   "PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU THEY GET UP AT FIVE LIKE IT'S A MORAL POSITION"
  ],
  [
   81,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE PARTY WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE"
  ],
  [
   82,
   "PEOPLE WHO MENTION THEIR COLD PLUNGE WITHIN THE FIRST MINUTE"
  ],
  [
   83,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"I'M NOT COMPETITIVE\" WHILE KEEPING SCORE"
  ],
  [
   84,
   "PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU RE-ENTER THE ADDRESS THAT'S ALREADY SAVED"
  ],
  [
   85,
   "PEOPLE WHO ANSWER A FORUM QUESTION FROM 2011 TO SAY IT'S OUTDATED"
  ],
  [
   86,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"LOL\" OUT LOUD INSTEAD OF LAUGHING"
  ],
  [
   87,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND AN OUT OF OFFICE THAT IS LONGER THAN THEIR JOB"
  ],
  [
   88,
   "PEOPLE WHO TALK OVER THE GPS DIRECTIONS"
  ],
  [
   89,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE WATER RUNNING THE WHOLE TIME THEY BRUSH THEIR TEETH"
  ],
  [
   90,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEND YOU A BOOK THEY WANT BACK THE NEXT DAY"
  ],
  [
   91,
   "PEOPLE WHO GET A DOGGY BAG FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S LEFTOVERS"
  ],
  [
   92,
   "PEOPLE WHO CRACK THEIR KNUCKLES IN A QUIET ROOM"
  ],
  [
   93,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND A MEME YOU SENT THEM LAST WEEK"
  ],
  [
   94,
   "PEOPLE WHO ATTACH THE WHOLE FILE INSTEAD OF SENDING A LINK"
  ],
  [
   95,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND A HOLIDAY CARD SIGNED ONLY WITH A PRINTED NAME"
  ],
  [
   96,
   "PEOPLE WHO MARK A SHOW AS WATCHED WITHOUT WATCHING IT"
  ],
  [
   97,
   "PEOPLE WHO REQUIRE A FORM TO CANCEL THE FORM YOU FILLED IN"
  ],
  [
   98,
   "PEOPLE WHO CROWD SIX PEOPLE AROUND ONE LAPTOP FOR A VIDEO CALL"
  ],
  [
   99,
   "PEOPLE WHO ORDER THE TASTING MENU AND NARRATE EVERY COURSE"
  ],
  [
   100,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE BEFORE DESSERT AND THEN ASK WHAT THEY MISSED"
  ],
  [
   101,
   "PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE DOOR FOR SOMEONE FORTY METRES AWAY"
  ],
  [
   102,
   "PEOPLE WHO SCREENSHOT A TWEET INSTEAD OF LINKING IT"
  ],
  [
   103,
   "PEOPLE WHO SIGN OFF \"BEST\" WHEN THEY MEAN NOTHING OF THE SORT"
  ],
  [
   104,
   "PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU SAY \"REPRESENTATIVE\" FOUR TIMES TO A ROBOT"
  ],
  [
   105,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT EXPLANATION"
  ],
  [
   107,
   "PEOPLE WHO CIRCLE THE PARKING LOT FOR A CLOSER SPOT"
  ],
  [
   108,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLY-ALL \"CONGRATS!!\" TO A COMPANY-WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT"
  ],
  [
   109,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLY-ALL TO SAY \"PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS THREAD\""
  ],
  [
   110,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US\" FOR AN HOUR"
  ],
  [
   111,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE \"HUMBLED AND HONORED\" RIGHT BEFORE BRAGGING"
  ],
  [
   112,
   "PEOPLE WHO APPLAUD WHEN THE PLANE LANDS"
  ],
  [
   113,
   "PEOPLE WHO TYPE AN ENTIRE EMAIL IN ALL CAPS"
  ],
  [
   114,
   "PEOPLE WHO SNAP THEIR GUM IN A SILENT ROOM"
  ],
  [
   115,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR A REFERENCE NUMBER FOR YOUR REFERENCE NUMBER"
  ],
  [
   116,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND \"WYD\" AT 2AM AND MEAN NOTHING BY IT"
  ],
  [
   117,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY'RE STEPPING OUT AND NEVER LEAVE"
  ],
  [
   118,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"LET'S UNPACK THAT\" ABOUT A THROWAWAY COMMENT"
  ],
  [
   119,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE A RECURRING MEETING ON THE CALENDAR NOBODY ATTENDS ANYMORE"
  ],
  [
   120,
   "PEOPLE WHO POST A PUBLIC BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE JUST FOR THE LIKES"
  ],
  [
   121,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"I'LL HAVE WHAT YOU'RE HAVING\" THEN CHANGE IT"
  ],
  [
   122,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK YOU TO REPEAT WHAT THEY JUST ASKED FOR"
  ],
  [
   123,
   "PEOPLE WHO CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN"
  ],
  [
   124,
   "PEOPLE WHO CLICK THEIR PEN OVER AND OVER IN A MEETING"
  ],
  [
   125,
   "PEOPLE WHO GIVE A GIFT THAT NEEDS BATTERIES YOU DON'T HAVE IN THE HOUSE"
  ],
  [
   126,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURN A QUICK COFFEE INTO A THREE-HOUR ERRAND"
  ],
  [
   127,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE EVERY CABINET DOOR OPEN IN THE KITCHEN"
  ],
  [
   128,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"I READ FOR AN HOUR BEFORE BED\" TO END A CONVERSATION"
  ],
  [
   129,
   "PEOPLE WHO TRIGGER THE SELF-CHECKOUT ALARM AND JUST STAND THERE"
  ],
  [
   130,
   "PEOPLE WHO STAND ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE DOOR"
  ],
  [
   131,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURN A DELAYED FLIGHT INTO A LESSON ABOUT LEADERSHIP"
  ],
  [
   132,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE A SERIES HALF-WATCHED ON YOUR PROFILE FOR MONTHS"
  ],
  [
   133,
   "PEOPLE WHO DRAG THE TABLES TOGETHER THEMSELVES BEFORE ANYONE ASKS"
  ],
  [
   134,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE A REVIEW TITLED \"WOULD NOT RECOMMEND\" AND FIVE STARS"
  ],
  [
   135,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT YOU ON HOLD TO ASK IF YOU'RE STILL THERE"
  ],
  [
   137,
   "PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU CONFIRM YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT SEVEN TIMES"
  ],
  [
   138,
   "PEOPLE WHO CHEW ON A PEN LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE ROOM TO HEAR"
  ],
  [
   139,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT KETCHUP ON SOMETHING THAT TOOK HOURS TO COOK"
  ],
  [
   140,
   "PEOPLE WHO WEAR SO MUCH PERFUME YOU SMELL THEM FIRST"
  ],
  [
   141,
   "PEOPLE WHO WALK ACROSS YOUR LINE ON THE PUTTING GREEN"
  ],
  [
   142,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR TRASH CANS OUT FOUR DAYS EARLY"
  ],
  [
   143,
   "PEOPLE WHO LET THEIR CAT TREAT YOUR YARD AS ITS OWN"
  ],
  [
   144,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR BASKET DOWN TO \"QUICKLY GRAB ONE MORE THING\""
  ],
  [
   145,
   "PEOPLE WHO OPEN THE MICROWAVE WITH TIME STILL ON THE CLOCK"
  ],
  [
   146,
   "PEOPLE WHO REMEMBER YOUR BIRTHDAY A WEEK LATE"
  ],
  [
   147,
   "PEOPLE WHO BLAME THE WIFI EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY FREEZE ON A CALL"
  ],
  [
   148,
   "PEOPLE WHO REARRANGE THE WHOLE SHELF TO REACH THE ONE AT THE BACK"
  ],
  [
   149,
   "PEOPLE WHO HALF-FINISH A DIY PROJECT AND LEAVE THE TOOLS OUT"
  ],
  [
   150,
   "PEOPLE WHO NEVER PICK A DELIVERY SLOT AND LEAVE IT TO CHANCE"
  ],
  [
   151,
   "PEOPLE WHO GIVE UNSOLICITED ADVICE IN THE COMMENTS OF A VACATION PHOTO"
  ],
  [
   152,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT THE ITEM BACK ON THE WRONG SHELF"
  ],
  [
   153,
   "PEOPLE WHO REQUEST A READ RECEIPT ON A COMPLETELY ROUTINE EMAIL"
  ],
  [
   154,
   "PEOPLE WHO TAKE A NUMBER AND THEN WANDER OFF"
  ],
  [
   155,
   "PEOPLE WHO SNIFFLE FOR AN HOUR INSTEAD OF BLOWING THEIR NOSE"
  ],
  [
   156,
   "PEOPLE WHO YAWN WIDE OPEN RIGHT IN YOUR FACE"
  ],
  [
   157,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURN THE YARD INTO STORAGE FOR THINGS THAT DON'T FIT"
  ],
  [
   158,
   "PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEIR ENTIRE PHONE CALL IN THE ELEVATOR"
  ],
  [
   159,
   "PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR WITHOUT CALLING FIRST"
  ],
  [
   160,
   "PEOPLE WHO STAND UP THE INSTANT THE SEATBELT SIGN GOES OFF"
  ],
  [
   161,
   "PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU A NICKNAME YOU NEVER AGREED TO"
  ],
  [
   162,
   "PEOPLE WHO SPRINT PAST YOU THEN WALK VERY SLOWLY"
  ],
  [
   163,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK \"DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE FOR THAT\" SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW"
  ],
  [
   164,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THEIR MIC UNMUTED WHILE A DOG BARKS THROUGH THE CALL"
  ],
  [
   165,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND A REPORT FULL OF TYPOS THEY NEVER PROOFREAD"
  ],
  [
   167,
   "PEOPLE WHO ORDER A \"SMALL PLATE\" AND EAT LIKE IT ISN'T"
  ],
  [
   168,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK TO SWITCH TABLES AFTER THEY'VE ALREADY SAT DOWN"
  ],
  [
   169,
   "PEOPLE WHO BACKSEAT GAME AND TELL YOU WHICH BUTTON TO PRESS"
  ],
  [
   170,
   "PEOPLE WHO STACK DISHES NEXT TO, NOT IN, THE DISHWASHER"
  ],
  [
   171,
   "PEOPLE WHO FINISH YOUR SENTENCE WRONG"
  ],
  [
   172,
   "PEOPLE WHO UNWRAP LOUD CANDY ONE SLOW CRINKLE AT A TIME"
  ],
  [
   173,
   "PEOPLE WHO CROWD THE GATE BEFORE THEIR BOARDING GROUP IS CALLED"
  ],
  [
   174,
   "PEOPLE WHO RE-EXPLAIN A RULE THEY ALREADY LOST THE ARGUMENT ABOUT"
  ],
  [
   175,
   "PEOPLE WHO BOOK THE APPOINTMENT FOR A DATE THAT DOESN'T EXIST YET"
  ],
  [
   176,
   "PEOPLE WHO ORGANIZE THE GROUP GIFT AND CHASE YOU FOR WEEKS"
  ],
  [
   177,
   "PEOPLE WHO GIVE ADVICE YOU DID NOT ASK FOR AND CANNOT USE"
  ],
  [
   178,
   "PEOPLE WHO STAND UP THE SECOND THE PLANE STOPS AT THE GATE"
  ],
  [
   179,
   "PEOPLE WHO SIT ON THEIR PHONE AND MISS THE GREEN LIGHT"
  ],
  [
   180,
   "PEOPLE WHO FILM AN ENTIRE SONG ON THEIR PHONE INSTEAD OF WATCHING IT"
  ],
  [
   181,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND THE SAME MESSAGE BY EMAIL THEN AGAIN ON CHAT MINUTES LATER"
  ],
  [
   182,
   "PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP TO THE STANDUP WITH A FULL PRESENTATION"
  ],
  [
   183,
   "PEOPLE WHO TALK ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE ONE QUIET SONG"
  ],
  [
   184,
   "PEOPLE WHO SLIDE THEIR CASH ACROSS THE COUNTER INSTEAD OF HANDING IT OVER"
  ],
  [
   185,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE PRINTER JAMMED FOR THE NEXT PERSON TO CLEAR"
  ],
  [
   186,
   "PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERYONE SHARE A FUN FACT BEFORE THE MEETING CAN START"
  ],
  [
   187,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"LOOPING IN\" SOMEONE WHO DID NOT ASK TO BE"
  ],
  [
   188,
   "PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU DOWNLOAD AN APP JUST TO SEE THE MENU"
  ],
  [
   189,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"SOMEONE WILL BE IN TOUCH\" AND NO ONE IS"
  ],
  [
   190,
   "PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY CATCH-UP ABOUT THEIR NEW PARTNER"
  ],
  [
   191,
   "PEOPLE WHO FORWARD A THREAD WITH NO EXPLANATION"
  ],
  [
   192,
   "PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE ELEVATOR DOORS FOR A LONG GOODBYE"
  ],
  [
   193,
   "PEOPLE WHO TAKE YOUR PARKING SPACE THE ONE DAY YOU ARE LATE"
  ],
  [
   194,
   "PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE TRASH OUT AND LEAVE THE NEW BAG UNOPENED"
  ],
  [
   195,
   "PEOPLE WHO STOP TO CHECK THEIR PHONE AT THE GATE"
  ],
  [
   197,
   "PEOPLE WHO FORWARD AN EMAIL WITH JUST \"??\""
  ],
  [
   198,
   "PEOPLE WHO CIRCLE BACK TO THE SAMPLE TABLE FOR A THIRD FREE TASTE"
  ],
  [
   199,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT AN EMPTY ICE TRAY BACK IN THE FREEZER"
  ],
  [
   200,
   "PEOPLE WHO ANSWER EMAILS DURING A MEETING THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY ATTENDING"
  ],
  [
   201,
   "PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER ONCE RESTARTED ANYTHING THEMSELVES"
  ],
  [
   202,
   "PEOPLE WHO BROWSE THE MAGAZINES AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE"
  ],
  [
   203,
   "PEOPLE WHO STAND RIGHT BY THE DOORS AND WON'T MOVE INTO THE CAR"
  ],
  [
   204,
   "PEOPLE WHO SIT ON THE FLOOR OF A CROWDED TRAIN"
  ],
  [
   205,
   "PEOPLE WHO BRING THEIR OWN FOOD TO A CATERED EVENT"
  ],
  [
   206,
   "PEOPLE WHO PING THE WHOLE TEAM TO ASK WHERE THE STAPLER IS"
  ],
  [
   207,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE BUNKER UNRAKED FOR THE NEXT GROUP"
  ],
  [
   208,
   "PEOPLE WHO RING A BIKE BELL AT YOU INSTEAD OF SAYING EXCUSE ME"
  ],
  [
   209,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY'RE READY THEN REOPEN THE MENU"
  ],
  [
   210,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE HAIR IN THE SHOWER DRAIN FOR SOMEONE ELSE"
  ],
  [
   211,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT THE RETURNS LABEL INSIDE THE SEALED PARCEL"
  ],
  [
   212,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE \"DO NOT DISTURB\" SIGN UP FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT"
  ],
  [
   213,
   "PEOPLE WHO TAKE TEN MINUTES OVER A BOARD GAME TURN THAT DOESN'T MATTER"
  ],
  [
   214,
   "PEOPLE WHO SUCK AIR THROUGH THEIR TEETH WHEN YOU BRAKE"
  ],
  [
   215,
   "PEOPLE WHO SEND THE WINE BACK TO LOOK LIKE THEY KNOW WINE"
  ],
  [
   216,
   "PEOPLE WHO WALK STRAIGHT INTO YOU BECAUSE THEY WERE STARING AT THEIR PHONE"
  ],
  [
   217,
   "PEOPLE WHO GO BAREFOOT ON A PLANE"
  ],
  [
   218,
   "PEOPLE WHO LET THE DOOR SWING SHUT BEHIND THEM"
  ],
  [
   219,
   "PEOPLE WHO ARRIVE WITH A DISH THAT NEEDS THE OVEN YOU'RE USING"
  ],
  [
   220,
   "PEOPLE WHO TYPE FOR A FULL MINUTE AND SEND \"NEVERMIND\""
  ],
  [
   221,
   "PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT A MENU THEY WERE NEVER ASKED TO PLAN"
  ],
  [
   222,
   "PEOPLE WHO ADD ONE MORE ITEM AS THE GROUP ORDER IS ABOUT TO CLOSE"
  ],
  [
   223,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLY TO YOUR COMPLAINT WITH A SATISFACTION SURVEY"
  ],
  [
   224,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE WITHOUT CARRYING A SINGLE PLATE"
  ],
  [
   225,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"JUST PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE\" AND MEAN IT"
  ],
  [
   227,
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   228,
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  [
   229,
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  ],
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   230,
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  [
   231,
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  [
   232,
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   233,
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   234,
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   235,
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  [
   236,
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  [
   237,
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  ],
  [
   238,
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   239,
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  [
   240,
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   241,
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   242,
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   243,
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  [
   244,
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  ],
  [
   245,
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  [
   246,
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  [
   247,
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  [
   248,
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  ],
  [
   249,
   "PEOPLE WHO CLIMB ON A FRIEND'S SHOULDERS AND BLOCK THE WHOLE VIEW"
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  [
   250,
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  [
   251,
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  ],
  [
   252,
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  ],
  [
   253,
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  ],
  [
   254,
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  ],
  [
   255,
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  [
   257,
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  [
   258,
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  [
   259,
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  [
   260,
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  [
   261,
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  [
   262,
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  [
   263,
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  [
   264,
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  [
   265,
   "PEOPLE WHO UNWRAP CANDY SLOWLY THROUGH THE QUIET SCENE"
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  [
   266,
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  ],
  [
   267,
   "PEOPLE WHO WEAR HEADPHONES LOUD ENOUGH YOU CAN HEAR THE SONG TOO"
  ],
  [
   268,
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  ],
  [
   269,
   "PEOPLE WHO ONE-UP YOUR HOSPITAL STORY WITH THEIRS"
  ],
  [
   270,
   "PEOPLE WHO ORDER A SIDE SALAD AND EAT EVERYONE'S FRIES"
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  [
   271,
   "PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE LAST SLICE WITHOUT OFFERING IT ROUND"
  ],
  [
   272,
   "PEOPLE WHO STAND ON THE LEFT OF THE ESCALATOR"
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  [
   273,
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  ],
  [
   274,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR YOUR OPINION AND THEN ARGUE WITH IT"
  ],
  [
   275,
   "PEOPLE WHO HOG THE REMOTE FOR THE ENTIRE NIGHT"
  ],
  [
   276,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURN YOUR PROBLEM INTO A STORY ABOUT THEM"
  ],
  [
   277,
   "PEOPLE WHO HOVER BESIDE YOUR MACHINE WAITING FOR YOU TO FINISH"
  ],
  [
   278,
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  ],
  [
   279,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE\" BEFORE YOU'VE FINISHED VENTING"
  ],
  [
   280,
   "PEOPLE WHO BLOCK THE DOORS WHILE EVERYONE GETS OFF"
  ],
  [
   281,
   "PEOPLE WHO JOIN A CALL WITH THE TV BLARING BEHIND THEM"
  ],
  [
   282,
   "PEOPLE WHO WALK AGAINST THE ARROWS ON A ONE-WAY STATION STAIRCASE"
  ],
  [
   283,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE ITEMS IN RANDOM AISLES INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM BACK"
  ],
  [
   284,
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  ],
  [
   285,
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  ],
  [
   287,
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  [
   288,
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  [
   289,
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  ],
  [
   290,
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  ],
  [
   291,
   "PEOPLE WHO CALL A MEETING FOR SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ONE EMAIL"
  ],
  [
   292,
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  ],
  [
   293,
   "PEOPLE WHO BOOK A MEETING TO PLAN THE NEXT MEETING"
  ],
  [
   294,
   "PEOPLE WHO GIVE UNSOLICITED FORM ADVICE MID-SET"
  ],
  [
   295,
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  ],
  [
   296,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK \"HOW ARE YOU\" AND WALK OFF BEFORE THE ANSWER"
  ],
  [
   297,
   "PEOPLE WHO CLIP THEIR NAILS IN A PUBLIC WAITING ROOM"
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  [
   298,
   "PEOPLE WHO SWING A WET UMBRELLA AT KNEE HEIGHT IN A CROWD"
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  [
   299,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE FITTING ROOM A DISASTER FOR THE NEXT PERSON"
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  [
   300,
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  ],
  [
   301,
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  ],
  [
   302,
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  ],
  [
   303,
   "PEOPLE WHO CUT OFF THE GREETING WITH \"I'M JUST LOOKING\" BEFORE IT ENDS"
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  [
   304,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAN THEIR FULL WEIGHT AGAINST THE ONLY POLE"
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  [
   305,
   "PEOPLE WHO DRIVE IN THE MIDDLE LANE FOR NO REASON"
  ],
  [
   306,
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  [
   307,
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  ],
  [
   308,
   "PEOPLE WHO REACT WITH A THUMBS UP TO BAD NEWS"
  ],
  [
   309,
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  ],
  [
   310,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"JUST TO PLAY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE\" IN EVERY MEETING"
  ],
  [
   311,
   "PEOPLE WHO POST SOMETHING SELF-DEPRECATING JUST TO BE TALKED OUT OF IT"
  ],
  [
   312,
   "PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOUR MESSAGE INSTEAD OF REPLYING TO IT"
  ],
  [
   313,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE GIFT RECEIPT IN WITH THE WEDDING GIFT"
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  [
   314,
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  ],
  [
   315,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"WE'VE ALWAYS DONE IT THIS WAY\" TO KILL EVERY NEW IDEA"
  ],
  [
   317,
   "PEOPLE WHO CONTROL THE SMART SPEAKER AND VETO EVERYONE ELSE'S SONGS"
  ],
  [
   318,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU\" FROM A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE"
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  [
   319,
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  [
   320,
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  [
   321,
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  [
   322,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAY \"GENTLE REMINDER\" WITHOUT A GENTLE BONE IN THEIR BODY"
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  [
   323,
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  [
   324,
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  ],
  [
   325,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT \"NO AGENDA, JUST A CHAT\" ON A MEETING INVITE"
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  [
   326,
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  [
   327,
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  [
   328,
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  [
   329,
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  [
   330,
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  [
   331,
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  [
   332,
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  [
   333,
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  [
   334,
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  [
   335,
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  [
   336,
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  [
   337,
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  [
   338,
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  [
   339,
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  [
   340,
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   341,
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  [
   342,
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   343,
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  [
   344,
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  [
   346,
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   347,
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  [
   348,
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  [
   349,
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   350,
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   351,
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   352,
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   353,
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  [
   354,
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   355,
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  [
   356,
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  [
   357,
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  [
   358,
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  [
   359,
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  [
   360,
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  [
   361,
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  [
   362,
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  [
   363,
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  [
   364,
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  [
   365,
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  [
   366,
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  ],
  [
   367,
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  [
   368,
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  [
   369,
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  [
   370,
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  [
   371,
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  [
   372,
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  [
   373,
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  [
   374,
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   376,
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  ],
  [
   377,
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  ],
  [
   378,
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  [
   379,
   "PEOPLE WHO FILM THEIR WORKOUT AND BLOCK THE WALKWAY"
  ],
  [
   380,
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  [
   381,
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  ],
  [
   382,
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  [
   383,
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  [
   384,
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  [
   385,
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  [
   386,
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  [
   387,
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  [
   388,
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  [
   389,
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  [
   390,
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  [
   391,
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  [
   392,
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  [
   393,
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  [
   394,
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   395,
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  [
   396,
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  [
   397,
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  [
   398,
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  [
   399,
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  [
   400,
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  [
   401,
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  [
   402,
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  [
   403,
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  [
   404,
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  [
   406,
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  [
   407,
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  [
   408,
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  [
   409,
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  [
   410,
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  [
   411,
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  [
   412,
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  [
   413,
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  [
   414,
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   415,
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  [
   416,
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   417,
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   418,
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   419,
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  [
   420,
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  [
   421,
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  [
   422,
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  [
   423,
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   424,
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   425,
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   426,
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  [
   427,
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   428,
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   429,
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  [
   430,
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   431,
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  [
   432,
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   433,
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  [
   434,
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   436,
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   437,
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   438,
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   439,
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   440,
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   441,
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   442,
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  [
   443,
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  [
   444,
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  [
   445,
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  [
   446,
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  [
   447,
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  [
   448,
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  [
   449,
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   450,
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  [
   451,
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  [
   452,
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   453,
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   454,
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   455,
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   456,
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   457,
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   458,
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   459,
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   460,
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   461,
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   462,
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   463,
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   464,
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   466,
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   467,
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   468,
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  [
   469,
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   470,
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   471,
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   472,
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   473,
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   474,
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   475,
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   476,
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   477,
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   478,
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   479,
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   480,
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   481,
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   482,
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   483,
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   484,
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   485,
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   486,
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  [
   487,
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  [
   488,
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   489,
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   490,
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   491,
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   492,
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   493,
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  [
   494,
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  [
   496,
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  [
   497,
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  [
   498,
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  [
   499,
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  [
   500,
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  [
   501,
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  ],
  [
   502,
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  [
   503,
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  [
   504,
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  [
   505,
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  [
   506,
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  [
   507,
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  [
   508,
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  ],
  [
   509,
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  ],
  [
   510,
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  [
   511,
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  ],
  [
   512,
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  [
   513,
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  [
   514,
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  ],
  [
   515,
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  ],
  [
   516,
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  ],
  [
   517,
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  ],
  [
   518,
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  ],
  [
   519,
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  [
   520,
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  [
   521,
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  [
   522,
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  [
   523,
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  [
   524,
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  [
   526,
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  ],
  [
   527,
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  [
   528,
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  ],
  [
   529,
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  [
   530,
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   531,
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  [
   532,
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  [
   533,
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  [
   534,
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   535,
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  [
   536,
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  ],
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   537,
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  [
   538,
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  [
   539,
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   541,
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   542,
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  [
   543,
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   544,
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   545,
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  [
   547,
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  [
   548,
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  [
   549,
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  [
   550,
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  [
   551,
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  [
   552,
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  [
   553,
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  ],
  [
   554,
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  [
   556,
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  ],
  [
   557,
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  [
   558,
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  [
   559,
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  [
   560,
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  ],
  [
   561,
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  ],
  [
   562,
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  ],
  [
   563,
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  [
   564,
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  [
   565,
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  [
   566,
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  [
   567,
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  [
   568,
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  [
   569,
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  [
   570,
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  [
   571,
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  ],
  [
   572,
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   573,
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  [
   574,
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  [
   575,
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  [
   576,
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  [
   577,
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  [
   578,
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  [
   579,
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  [
   580,
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  [
   581,
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  ],
  [
   582,
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  [
   583,
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  [
   584,
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  [
   586,
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  ],
  [
   587,
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  ],
  [
   588,
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  [
   589,
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  ],
  [
   590,
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  ],
  [
   591,
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  ],
  [
   592,
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  ],
  [
   593,
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  ],
  [
   594,
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  ],
  [
   595,
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  [
   596,
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  ],
  [
   597,
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  [
   598,
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  ],
  [
   599,
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  [
   600,
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  [
   601,
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  [
   602,
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   603,
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  [
   604,
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   605,
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  [
   606,
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  [
   607,
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  [
   608,
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  [
   609,
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  [
   610,
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  [
   611,
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  [
   612,
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   613,
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  [
   614,
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  [
   616,
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  [
   617,
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  [
   618,
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  [
   619,
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  [
   620,
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  [
   621,
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   622,
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   623,
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   624,
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   625,
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  [
   626,
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  [
   627,
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  [
   628,
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  [
   629,
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  [
   630,
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  [
   631,
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   632,
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   633,
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   634,
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  [
   635,
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  [
   636,
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  [
   637,
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  [
   638,
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  [
   639,
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   640,
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  [
   641,
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  [
   642,
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  [
   643,
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  [
   644,
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   646,
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  [
   647,
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  [
   648,
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  [
   649,
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  [
   650,
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  [
   651,
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  [
   652,
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  [
   653,
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  [
   654,
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  [
   655,
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  [
   656,
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  [
   657,
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  [
   658,
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  [
   659,
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  [
   660,
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   18,
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   20,
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   23,
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   25,
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   28,
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   30,
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   33,
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   36,
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   38,
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   41,
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   43,
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   46,
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   48,
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   51,
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   53,
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   56,
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   59,
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   64,
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   66,
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   69,
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  [
   71,
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  [
   74,
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  [
   76,
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   79,
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  [
   82,
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  [
   84,
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  [
   87,
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  [
   89,
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  [
   92,
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  [
   94,
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  [
   97,
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  [
   99,
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  [
   102,
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  [
   105,
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  [
   107,
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  [
   110,
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   113,
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   116,
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   119,
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   121,
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   124,
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  [
   127,
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  ],
  [
   129,
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  [
   132,
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  [
   135,
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  [
   137,
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  ],
  [
   140,
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  [
   143,
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  [
   146,
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  ],
  [
   148,
   "PEOPLE WHO WAIT PATIENTLY WHILE THE TRAINEE FINDS THE PRICE"
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  [
   151,
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  [
   154,
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  [
   156,
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  ],
  [
   159,
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  [
   162,
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  ],
  [
   164,
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  [
   167,
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  [
   170,
   "PEOPLE WHO LET THE BUS PULL OUT"
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  [
   172,
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  [
   175,
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  [
   178,
   "PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE NERVOUS NEW EMPLOYEE AN EASY FIRST ORDER"
  ],
  [
   180,
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  [
   183,
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  [
   186,
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  ],
  [
   188,
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  [
   191,
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  [
   194,
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  [
   197,
   "PEOPLE WHO DIMMED THEIR HEADLIGHTS FOR THE ONCOMING CAR"
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  [
   199,
   "PEOPLE WHO CHECKED BEHIND THEM BEFORE RECLINING"
  ],
  [
   202,
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  ],
  [
   205,
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  ],
  [
   207,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOOK THE PHONE CALL OUTSIDE THE WAITING ROOM"
  ],
  [
   210,
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  [
   213,
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  ],
  [
   215,
   "PEOPLE WHO WALKED CLEAR OF THE ESCALATOR BEFORE STOPPING TO LOOK AT THE MAP"
  ],
  [
   218,
   "PEOPLE WHO WORE HEADPHONES FOR THEIR VIDEOS ON THE BUS"
  ],
  [
   221,
   "PEOPLE WHO WIPED THE CRUMBS OUT OF THE OFFICE TOASTER"
  ],
  [
   224,
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  [
   227,
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  ],
  [
   230,
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  ],
  [
   233,
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  ],
  [
   236,
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  ],
  [
   239,
   "PEOPLE WHO FIXED THE THING THEY SAID THEY WOULD, EVENTUALLY"
  ],
  [
   242,
   "PEOPLE WHO PAID BACK THE SMALL LOAN WITHOUT BEING CHASED"
  ],
  [
   245,
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  ],
  [
   248,
   "PEOPLE WHO REMEMBERED THE ANNIVERSARY WITHOUT A REMINDER"
  ],
  [
   251,
   "PEOPLE WHO REMEMBERED TO ASK HOW THE INTERVIEW WENT"
  ],
  [
   254,
   "PEOPLE WHO SIGNED FOR THE NEIGHBOR'S PARCEL AND REMEMBERED TO HAND IT OVER"
  ],
  [
   257,
   "PEOPLE WHO KEPT THE APPOINTMENT THEY COULD HAVE CANCELLED"
  ],
  [
   260,
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  ],
  [
   263,
   "PEOPLE WHO RETURNED THE DRILL WITH ALL THE BITS BACK IN THE CASE"
  ],
  [
   266,
   "PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOK YOU LENT THEM BEFORE GIVING IT BACK"
  ],
  [
   269,
   "PEOPLE WHO PAID THEIR SHARE BEFORE THE GROUP CHAT HAD TO ASK"
  ],
  [
   272,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAID \"WE SHOULD GET COFFEE\" AND THEN PUT IT IN THE CALENDAR"
  ],
  [
   275,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAID \"LET ME CHECK\" AND THEN CHECKED"
  ],
  [
   278,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLIED TO THE WEDDING INVITATION BY THE DATE IT ASKED"
  ],
  [
   281,
   "PEOPLE WHO ARRIVED AT THE TIME IT SAID ON THE INVITATION"
  ],
  [
   284,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE THE PEN BACK AFTER SIGNING"
  ],
  [
   287,
   "PEOPLE WHO WATERED THE PLANTS THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE AWAY"
  ],
  [
   290,
   "PEOPLE WHO FED THE CAT AND SENT A PHOTO EVERY DAY"
  ],
  [
   293,
   "PEOPLE WHO SIGNED THE GOODBYE CARD WITH MORE THAN \"ALL THE BEST\""
  ],
  [
   296,
   "PEOPLE WHO WENT BACK TO THE EMAIL THEY MARKED UNREAD"
  ],
  [
   299,
   "PEOPLE WHO SWITCHED THE LOAD OVER LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD"
  ],
  [
   302,
   "PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT WHAT THEY SIGNED UP TO BRING"
  ],
  [
   305,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURNED UP TO HELP YOU MOVE AT THE TIME THEY SAID"
  ],
  [
   308,
   "PEOPLE WHO CANCELLED THE NIGHT BEFORE, NOT AN HOUR AFTER"
  ],
  [
   311,
   "PEOPLE WHO TEXTED \"HOME SAFE\" LIKE THEY PROMISED"
  ],
  [
   314,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY WERE RUNNING LATE BEFORE THEY WERE LATE"
  ],
  [
   317,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE THE SPARE KEY BACK WHEN THEY MOVED OUT"
  ],
  [
   320,
   "PEOPLE WHO SENT THE RECIPE THEY SAID THEY WOULD SEND"
  ],
  [
   323,
   "PEOPLE WHO WROTE THE REVIEW THE SMALL SHOP ASKED FOR"
  ],
  [
   326,
   "PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT FROM THE WEDDING LIST INSTEAD OF IMPROVISING"
  ],
  [
   329,
   "PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WATCHED THE SHOW YOU KEPT RECOMMENDING"
  ],
  [
   332,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE THE CONTAINER BACK WITH SOMETHING IN IT"
  ],
  [
   335,
   "PEOPLE WHO CALLED INSTEAD OF SENDING A THUMBS UP"
  ],
  [
   338,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOLD THE PERSON ON THE PHONE THEY WERE DOING A GOOD JOB"
  ],
  [
   341,
   "PEOPLE WHO KEPT THE CONVERSATION GOING WHEN IT WAS ABOUT TO DIE"
  ],
  [
   344,
   "PEOPLE WHO CLAPPED LOUDEST FOR THE LAST FINISHER"
  ],
  [
   346,
   "PEOPLE WHO COMPLIMENT A COWORKER'S IDEA OUT LOUD IN THE MEETING"
  ],
  [
   349,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOLD THE COACH THE OTHER TEAM PLAYED WELL TOO"
  ],
  [
   352,
   "PEOPLE WHO CC'D YOU ON THE EMAIL THAT MADE YOU LOOK GOOD"
  ],
  [
   354,
   "PEOPLE WHO NOTICED WHO HADN'T SPOKEN YET AND ASKED THEM SOMETHING"
  ],
  [
   357,
   "PEOPLE WHO GREET THE CLEANER BY NAME"
  ],
  [
   360,
   "PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT AN EXTRA CHAIR BEFORE ANYONE HAD TO ASK FOR ONE"
  ],
  [
   363,
   "PEOPLE WHO ANSWERED THE NEW HIRE'S OBVIOUS QUESTION LIKE IT WASN'T OBVIOUS"
  ],
  [
   365,
   "PEOPLE WHO CHANGED THE SUBJECT SO NO ONE HAD TO BE EMBARRASSED"
  ],
  [
   368,
   "PEOPLE WHO PASSED THE BALL TO THE KID WHO NEVER GETS PASSED TO"
  ],
  [
   371,
   "PEOPLE WHO TELL THE BOSS ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S GOOD WORK"
  ],
  [
   374,
   "PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT BACK SOMETHING SMALL FOR THOSE WHO COULDN'T GO"
  ],
  [
   376,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASK THE COURIER TO COME IN OUT OF THE WEATHER"
  ],
  [
   379,
   "PEOPLE WHO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE NIGHT SECURITY GUARD"
  ],
  [
   382,
   "PEOPLE WHO SIT WITH THE KID EATING LUNCH ALONE"
  ],
  [
   384,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE CREDIT FOR THE IDEA TO WHOEVER ACTUALLY HAD IT"
  ],
  [
   387,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASKED IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY OKAY, TWICE"
  ],
  [
   390,
   "PEOPLE WHO LET YOU CRY WITHOUT TRYING TO STOP IT"
  ],
  [
   393,
   "PEOPLE WHO OFFERED TO TAKE THE PHOTO SO THE PHOTOGRAPHER COULD BE IN IT"
  ],
  [
   395,
   "PEOPLE WHO INTRODUCED YOU TO ONE PERSON BEFORE WANDERING OFF AT THE PARTY"
  ],
  [
   398,
   "PEOPLE WHO EXPLAINED THE IN-JOKE TO THE NEW PERSON IN THE GROUP CHAT"
  ],
  [
   401,
   "PEOPLE WHO LET SOMEONE ELSE PICK THE MUSIC ON THE DRIVE"
  ],
  [
   403,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURNED THEIR PHONE SO EVERYONE COULD SEE THE VIDEO"
  ],
  [
   406,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE A WEDDING SPEECH THAT WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT THE COUPLE"
  ],
  [
   409,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT THE WAITER BY NAME IN THE GOOD REVIEW"
  ],
  [
   412,
   "PEOPLE WHO PICKED THE BOARD GAME THE NEWEST PERSON ALREADY KNEW"
  ],
  [
   414,
   "PEOPLE WHO WAVED THE PERSON WITH THE FULL TRAY OVER TO THEIR TABLE"
  ],
  [
   417,
   "PEOPLE WHO MOVED THEIR COAT OFF THE SPARE CHAIR AND PATTED IT"
  ],
  [
   420,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAVED SOME CAKE FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT"
  ],
  [
   423,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURNED THE LAPTOP SO THE PEOPLE ON THE CALL COULD SEE THE CAKE"
  ],
  [
   425,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPEATED THE QUESTION FOR THE PEOPLE ON THE CALL"
  ],
  [
   428,
   "PEOPLE WHO LET THE KID PRESS THE ELEVATOR BUTTON"
  ],
  [
   431,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE THE GUEST WHO KNEW NOBODY A JOB IN THE KITCHEN"
  ],
  [
   433,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPLIED TO THE MESSAGE EVERYONE ELSE LEFT ON READ"
  ],
  [
   436,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOLD THE NEW PEOPLE NEXT DOOR WHICH DAY THE BINS GO OUT"
  ],
  [
   439,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEARNED THE RULES OF YOUR SPORT SO THEY COULD WATCH WITH YOU"
  ],
  [
   442,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAID \"WE\" ABOUT THE THING THEY MOSTLY DID ALONE"
  ],
  [
   445,
   "PEOPLE WHO SLIP A KID EXTRA CHANGE FOR ONE MORE BOOK"
  ],
  [
   448,
   "PEOPLE WHO TRUST YOU TO PAY THEM BACK LATER"
  ],
  [
   451,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAT THROUGH THE WHOLE STORY A SECOND TIME"
  ],
  [
   453,
   "PEOPLE WHO WAVE THE TIRED PARENT TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE"
  ],
  [
   456,
   "PEOPLE WHO OFFERED THEIR SEAT BEFORE THE ANNOUNCEMENT ASKED THEM TO"
  ],
  [
   458,
   "PEOPLE WHO COVER YOUR SHOPPING WHEN THE CARD DECLINES"
  ],
  [
   461,
   "PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT FOOD FOR EVERYONE ELSE DOING THE HEAVY LIFTING"
  ],
  [
   464,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEFT A FRIENDLY NOTE INSTEAD OF A COMPLAINT ABOUT THE NOISE"
  ],
  [
   466,
   "PEOPLE WHO WALK YOU THERE INSTEAD OF JUST POINTING"
  ],
  [
   469,
   "PEOPLE WHO SHOWED UP TO THE THING THAT WASN'T ABOUT THEM"
  ],
  [
   472,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURN IN THE BAG YOU LEFT ON THE BUS"
  ],
  [
   474,
   "PEOPLE WHO CARRIED THE NEIGHBOR'S SHOPPING UP THE STAIRS WITHOUT A FUSS"
  ],
  [
   477,
   "PEOPLE WHO CHASE YOU DOWN TO RETURN THE CARD YOU LEFT BEHIND"
  ],
  [
   479,
   "PEOPLE WHO STILL SAID GOOD MORNING TO YOU AFTER THE ARGUMENT"
  ],
  [
   482,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE UP THE AISLE SEAT AND SAID IT WAS NO BOTHER"
  ],
  [
   485,
   "PEOPLE WHO NEVER BROUGHT UP THE THING YOU SAID AT THE PARTY"
  ],
  [
   487,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOPPED UP THE PARKING METER FOR A STRANGER"
  ],
  [
   490,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEFT THE BIGGER SLICE"
  ],
  [
   492,
   "PEOPLE WHO APOLOGIZED PROPERLY, WITHOUT THE WORD \"IF\""
  ],
  [
   495,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEFT THE TIP EVEN WHEN THE SERVICE WAS SLOW"
  ],
  [
   498,
   "PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU THEIR JACKET AND WON'T TAKE IT BACK"
  ],
  [
   500,
   "PEOPLE WHO LET YOU BE WRONG WITHOUT MAKING A THING OF IT"
  ],
  [
   503,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEFT THE CLOSE PARKING SPACE FOR SOMEONE WITH THEIR HANDS FULL"
  ],
  [
   506,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE THE TAXI TO THE PERSON WHO NEEDED IT MORE"
  ],
  [
   508,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEFT THE LAST ONE AND SAID NOTHING"
  ],
  [
   511,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE UP THE LAST TICKET WITHOUT A SIGH"
  ],
  [
   513,
   "PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT TWO AND KEPT THE WORSE ONE"
  ],
  [
   516,
   "PEOPLE WHO SHOWED UP WITH FOOD AND NO QUESTIONS"
  ],
  [
   519,
   "PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE UMBRELLA OVER A STRANGER TOO"
  ],
  [
   521,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE THE BETTER SEAT AT THE TABLE AWAY"
  ],
  [
   524,
   "PEOPLE WHO GAVE UP THE WINDOW SEAT WITHOUT MENTIONING IT"
  ],
  [
   527,
   "PEOPLE WHO KEPT THE SECRET LONG AFTER IT STOPPED MATTERING"
  ],
  [
   529,
   "PEOPLE WHO PAID FOR THE COFFEE BEHIND THEM AND LEFT"
  ],
  [
   532,
   "PEOPLE WHO RETURNED THE CAR WITH MORE FUEL THAN THEY FOUND"
  ],
  [
   534,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOOK THE MIDDLE SEAT SO THE COUPLE COULD SIT TOGETHER"
  ],
  [
   537,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOOK THE SOFA SO THE GUEST COULD HAVE THE BED"
  ],
  [
   540,
   "PEOPLE WHO OFFERED TO DRIVE SO SOMEONE ELSE COULD HAVE A DRINK"
  ],
  [
   542,
   "PEOPLE WHO SPLIT IT EVENLY EVEN THOUGH THEY ONLY HAD SOUP"
  ],
  [
   545,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOOK THE ROOM NEXT TO THE ELEVATOR ON THE GROUP TRIP"
  ],
  [
   547,
   "PEOPLE WHO FED THE VENDING MACHINE FOR THE STRANGER WITH ONLY A CARD"
  ],
  [
   550,
   "PEOPLE WHO ASKED FOR SECONDS OF THE CAKE THAT DID NOT RISE"
  ],
  [
   553,
   "PEOPLE WHO SCRAPED THE ICE OFF THE CAR PARKED NEXT TO THEIRS"
  ],
  [
   556,
   "PEOPLE WHO REFILLED THE COFFEE POT EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDN'T FINISH IT"
  ],
  [
   559,
   "PEOPLE WHO CLEANED UP THE EQUIPMENT SO PRACTICE COULD START ON TIME"
  ],
  [
   562,
   "PEOPLE WHO TURNED UP TO THE DULL PART OF THE FAVOR TOO"
  ],
  [
   565,
   "PEOPLE WHO SHOWED UP EARLY TO HELP WITH THE CHAIRS"
  ],
  [
   568,
   "PEOPLE WHO PICKED UP LITTER THAT WASN'T THEIRS ON THE TRAIL"
  ],
  [
   571,
   "PEOPLE WHO WENT TO THE BUILDING MEETING SO SOMEONE HAD TO"
  ],
  [
   574,
   "PEOPLE WHO MOWED THE STRIP OF GRASS THAT WASN'T QUITE THEIRS"
  ],
  [
   577,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEFT A NOTE FOR THE NEXT SHIFT ABOUT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED"
  ],
  [
   580,
   "PEOPLE WHO HOLD THEIR HEADLIGHTS ON YOU WHILE YOU CHANGE A FLAT"
  ],
  [
   583,
   "PEOPLE WHO STAYED FOR THE CLEANUP AFTER THE EVENT WAS ALREADY OVER"
  ],
  [
   585,
   "PEOPLE WHO DID THE BORING PAPERWORK SO NO ONE ELSE HAD TO"
  ],
  [
   588,
   "PEOPLE WHO RETURN THE CART IN THE RAIN"
  ],
  [
   591,
   "PEOPLE WHO FINISHED THE JOB EVEN AFTER EVERYONE STOPPED WATCHING"
  ],
  [
   594,
   "PEOPLE WHO CLEANED OUT THE OFFICE FRIDGE AND WARNED EVERYONE FIRST"
  ],
  [
   597,
   "PEOPLE WHO EMPTIED THE DISHWASHER THEY DID NOT LOAD"
  ],
  [
   600,
   "PEOPLE WHO CHANGED THE BIG BOTTLE ON THE WATER COOLER"
  ],
  [
   603,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT A NEW ROLL ON INSTEAD OF BALANCING IT ON TOP"
  ],
  [
   606,
   "PEOPLE WHO UNJAMMED THE PRINTER INSTEAD OF WALKING AWAY"
  ],
  [
   609,
   "PEOPLE WHO WASHED THE MUGS THAT HAD BEEN IN THE SINK SINCE MONDAY"
  ],
  [
   611,
   "PEOPLE WHO WROTE UP THE MEETING NOTES AND SENT THEM ROUND"
  ],
  [
   614,
   "PEOPLE WHO MADE THE BOOKING FOR THE WHOLE GROUP AND HANDLED THE DEPOSIT"
  ],
  [
   617,
   "PEOPLE WHO KEPT THE SPREADSHEET FOR THE GROUP TRIP"
  ],
  [
   620,
   "PEOPLE WHO DROPPED EVERYONE HOME AND GOT HOME LAST"
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  [
   623,
   "PEOPLE WHO DID THE AIRPORT RUN BEFORE SUNRISE"
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  [
   626,
   "PEOPLE WHO READ THE WHOLE LEASE AND FOUND THE BAD BIT"
  ],
  [
   629,
   "PEOPLE WHO SORTED THE RECYCLING SOMEONE ELSE GOT WRONG"
  ],
  [
   632,
   "PEOPLE WHO TOOK THE BINS OUT FOR NEXT DOOR WHILE THEY WERE AWAY"
  ],
  [
   635,
   "PEOPLE WHO SCRUBBED THE PAN SOMEONE ELSE LEFT \"TO SOAK\""
  ],
  [
   638,
   "PEOPLE WHO DID THE DISHES AT A PARTY THEY WERE A GUEST AT"
  ],
  [
   640,
   "PEOPLE WHO DEFROSTED THE OFFICE FREEZER"
  ],
  [
   643,
   "PEOPLE WHO SAT ON HOLD WITH THE INTERNET COMPANY FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE"
  ],
  [
   646,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT BACK WEIGHTS THAT WERE NOT THEIRS"
  ],
  [
   649,
   "PEOPLE WHO CARRIED THE STRAY BASKETS BACK TO THE PILE BY THE DOOR"
  ],
  [
   652,
   "PEOPLE WHO FIGURED OUT THE MEETING ROOM SCREEN FOR EVERYONE"
  ],
  [
   655,
   "PEOPLE WHO REPORTED THE STREETLIGHT EVERYONE ELSE JUST WALKED UNDER"
  ],
  [
   658,
   "PEOPLE WHO WROTE PROPER HANDOVER NOTES BEFORE THEIR TIME OFF"
  ],
  [
   661,
   "PEOPLE WHO WAITED IN FOR THE WHOLE EIGHT-TO-SIX REPAIR WINDOW"
  ],
  [
   664,
   "PEOPLE WHO PUT THE MEETING ROOM TABLES BACK HOW THEY FOUND THEM"
  ],
  [
   669,
   "PEOPLE WHO FINISH THE DRIVEWAY BEFORE THE NEIGHBOR CAN COME OUT TO HELP"
  ],
  [
   674,
   "PEOPLE WHO PAID FULL PRICE AND NEVER MENTIONED THE DISCOUNT"
  ],
  [
   680,
   "PEOPLE WHO STAYED ON THE PHONE UNTIL YOU FELL ASLEEP"
  ],
  [
   685,
   "PEOPLE WHO FIX YOUR BIKE CHAIN AND RIDE OFF BEFORE YOU CAN THANK THEM"
  ],
  [
   691,
   "PEOPLE WHO SPLIT THE BILL IN YOUR FAVOR, QUIETLY"
  ],
  [
   696,
   "PEOPLE WHO KEPT THE PROMISE NOBODY WOULD HAVE NOTICED BROKEN"
  ],
  [
   702,
   "PEOPLE WHO LEFT THEIR NAME OFF THE CARD"
  ],
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     150,
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     130,
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  "last": "Please stop ringing the bell.",
  "pool": [
   "Checkout was in 1931.",
   "Your floor has been informed.",
   "The management is aware of you.",
   "Your case is not special. It is Tuesday.",
   "The bell has been noted.",
   "He was expecting you.",
   "Nothing about this surprises the desk.",
   "The register does not accept corrections.",
   "No refunds. No exceptions. No surprise.",
   "The elevator does not stop on request.",
   "Your file cannot be closed. Only updated.",
   "Complaints are logged, not resolved.",
   "We heard you the first time.",
   "The bell is decorative after the first ring.",
   "Your explanation has been filed, unread.",
   "Your reservation was never in doubt.",
   "Housekeeping is aware of your habits.",
   "There is no upgrade available to you.",
   "Late checkout is not offered on your floor.",
   "Your luggage arrived before you did.",
   "Lost items are not returned. Only noted.",
   "The management is not responsible for your assumptions.",
   "Valuables should have been declared at check-in.",
   "Check-out time is not a suggestion.",
   "The front desk is not a suggestion box.",
   "Guests are requested not to explain themselves.",
   "Standing closer will not be faster.",
   "Please conclude your call before approaching the desk.",
   "Your floor was assigned before you arrived.",
   "The desk has heard every version of this.",
   "He is not paid enough for eye contact.",
   "The group chat remembers what you did.",
   "Someone did return the pen. It was not you.",
   "Your read receipts are a matter of record.",
   "Ringing again will not expedite anything.",
   "The clerk has stopped writing things down.",
   "Your key will not open any other floor.",
   "Room service does not reach your floor.",
   "Do not disturb applies to the desk as well."
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  "line": "PEOPLE WHO LET YOU WIN THE ARGUMENT AND NEVER, EVER BROUGHT IT UP"
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